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honexjams:

therubbleoroursins:

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists
Like
I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation
And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about
But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?”
Just
How

hes not german hes drusselsteinian check your Facts

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ironmanstan:

beeswaxbuffoon:

Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk

most popular tweet:

“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”

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lostindarkplaces:

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ohcaptainmyallycat:

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

Everytime she does this, Thor is the first to find high ground. because Loki used to play the same game, and Loki was never one for ‘pretend’.

No, The Floor Is Lava is far worse with Loki. Is the floor actually lava? is it a cunningly crafted illusion of lava? Is it actual lava with a cunningly crafted illusion of floor over it? Who knows? Not Thor.

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systlin:

So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas

Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.

And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.

And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.

Square up, bitch.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT

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SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL. 

After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”

“I’m not joking.”

“Ma’m?”

“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”

Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.

“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”

“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”

More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”

“You do that.”

ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.

I LOVE THIS DO IT B

followup when

FOLLOW UP; He has proved himself a faithless coward and refused to meet me in honest physical combat, so I cursed him. Specifically, called on his past misdeeds to be visited upon him and justice he’s evaded  to find him. 

He’s now retiring after his history of sexually assaulting women came to light and will not be seeking re-election anywhere. 

reblog to bring truth out of her well to fisticuffs mankind

Reblogging for fist dueling beekeeper witch. This community needs more of those.

Vivat Systlin!

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apricotparrotmemes:

T’challa: Perhaps you are wondering, why I have called you here today. 

Bucky: *resignedly* Where’s the fight?

T’challa: Shit dude no I just want you to explain how you talk to the love of your life without freezing??? You’re super chill around Steve while I have to practice for an hour before talking to Nakia???

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